comics: the it could happen edition

Teen Titans #88 Dick could get so tired of Damian that he dumps him in the TTs laps and says, "Here, have fun, we don't accept returns, and by the way I'm totally taking Tim back as my Robin, even if it's kind of going to be a battle of the cowls."

Red Hood Lost Days #6 (final one, thank god) Talia could totally lie to Jay and imply that Ra's is dead and Bruce had something to do with it, then tell him to go punish Bruce for both of them, then fuck him. And Jay could be that hormonal and needy stupid. Winick, yeah, he totally would be that stupid because he thinks he's Jay, and I'm pretty sure he's got a hardon for Talia, but Jesus.

But you know, I figure they fucked each other because neither of them could fuck Bruce, and they both thought about him the whole time. Which makes it all better in my head. Yes, I am that messed up.

DC, how much do I loathe you? And why can't I quit you? Again, even. D: D: