comics: the it could happen edition

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Teen Titans #88 Dick could get so tired of Damian that he dumps him in the TTs laps and says, "Here, have fun, we don't accept returns, and by the way I'm totally taking Tim back as my Robin, even if it's kind of going to be a battle of the cowls."

Red Hood Lost Days #6 (final one, thank god) Talia could totally lie to Jay and imply that Ra's is dead and Bruce had something to do with it, then tell him to go punish Bruce for both of them, then fuck him. And Jay could be that hormonal and needy stupid. Winick, yeah, he totally would be that stupid because he thinks he's Jay, and I'm pretty sure he's got a hardon for Talia, but Jesus.

But you know, I figure they fucked each other because neither of them could fuck Bruce, and they both thought about him the whole time. Which makes it all better in my head. Yes, I am that messed up.

DC, how much do I loathe you? And why can't I quit you? Again, even. D: D:

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[gloss]

I figure they fucked each other because they couldn't fuck Bruce, and they thought about him the whole time. Which makes it all better in my head
That's how I am wanking it, too.

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I know, right?

Honestly, I don't see how else to interpret it. One second they're talking about punishing Bruce and the next they're all over each other. But then, I've never seen Talia/Jay as anything but really, really, really fucked up. I mean, so fucked up it's just wrong, and not in that wrong-but-right way.

[gloss]

*nodnod* Absolutely, so fucked up that I have to look away, not the fun kind of fucked-up where I canNOT look away.

[quakey]

"Here, have fun, we don't accept returns, and by the way I'm totally taking Tim back as my Robin, even if it's kind of going to be a battle of the cowls."

Am I to understand this actually happened? *ponders* And the Tower is still standing?

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*laughing* Not actually (well, not yet), that's just the feeling you kind of get from the Titans coming back from battling random evil, the Tower says "Intruder alert!" and then *Dick* -- in the Bat suit of course -- goes, "Yo, not an intruder, I'm the fucking founder." Because, you know, he started the Titans way back when.

Anyway, pan to Damian, who is sitting in Cassie's chair (really dumb move, D, she's a *Wonder*). And he goes: "Yeah so, I heard you guys liek Robins. And you need one to lead you, lol. Robin in the house, dudes."

Next on the Teen Titans: KABOOM. I.e. the sound of Cassie, Kon and Bart spontaneously combusting. =P