put on your red shoes and dance the blues

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I have a real problem with stories that attempt to make Bruce and Clark "omg, bffs from the cradle!" It's just too much, even for comics. And I say that as someone who owns (partially via my dad) all Batman and Detective comics from 1951 through 1989: there are some pretty ridiculous story lines in there.

This is why the Superman/Batman title sometimes makes me gag. Because sheesh.