comics: the End is Nigh edition

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Green Lantern Corps #50: Cool thing about the GL Corps, someone's planet is always on the verge of implosion. Maybe the resulting black hole will suck Hank Henshaw down for good this time. Dude seriously needs to let shit go already.

Green Lantern #56: So let me get this straight. Every Lantern Corps has a corresponding entity/foil and they're loose on Earth, except for Parallax and Ophidian. Except whoops, Hector Hammond ate Larfleeze's lamp, and he's Ophidian now. Ew, and also? Hal Jordan gets all the cool jobs.

Justice League Generation Lost #6: Everything is Max Lord's fault, including the end of the world. Possibly even The Return of Bruce Wayne. No wait, I'm sorry. Wrong apocalypse.

Teen Titans #85: Now with two Armageddons for the price of one! And tentacles! You can't have Armageddon without tentacles molesting young, nubile females who are about to bite the big one. Best thing about this arc? It's almost over. Meanwhile, back at the Coven, hell has come to Earth with demons on. Didn't we already do this, except with different demons? Oh well, it's probably just Neron again anyway.

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[quakey]

I discovered that my local library has a GL subscription to keep the teenagers happy. XD Whatever the latest edition was, they had it setting out and I read it. Unceremoniously dropping into the middle of the story never makes much sense, so all I know is that Lobo amuses me and that angry!kitty... I don't know what I thought of angry!kitty. I think angry!kitty makes me sad.

You can't have Armageddon without tentacles molesting young, nubile females who are about to bite the big one.

*sneeeeeeerk* Um. I'm glad I'm not reading this?