always with the Dick jokes (
irrelevant) wrote2010-12-19 01:21 pm
just a girl in the world
A friend pointed me in the direction of Tangled because we both like animated things and it looked cool to her. So I was watching the trailer and going, hm, possibly amusing.
And then I thought, life is not monochrome. Why is everyone white? And why do the two main characters in any Disney animation -- in most animation -- always have the same skin color?
And then I thought, oh god, this is Disney, they're going to spoil the awesome humor with sappy romance, and I don't wanna watch sappy romance.
And then I thought, except if the main dude was a girl. They changed the story and made him a bandit instead of a prince, which I am all for, so why not make him a her? Because I'd go for a girl-girl romance if it wasn't too sappy.
And then I thought, is that a tree frog or a gecko?
And then I thought, you know, it's really going to suck if one of them is a long lost prince or princess. Unless it's the tree frog.
Which was when I realized family entertainment just wasn't for me anymore. I mean, it hasn't been for years, but I guess Tangled was my epiphany.
And then I thought, life is not monochrome. Why is everyone white? And why do the two main characters in any Disney animation -- in most animation -- always have the same skin color?
And then I thought, oh god, this is Disney, they're going to spoil the awesome humor with sappy romance, and I don't wanna watch sappy romance.
And then I thought, except if the main dude was a girl. They changed the story and made him a bandit instead of a prince, which I am all for, so why not make him a her? Because I'd go for a girl-girl romance if it wasn't too sappy.
And then I thought, is that a tree frog or a gecko?
And then I thought, you know, it's really going to suck if one of them is a long lost prince or princess. Unless it's the tree frog.
Which was when I realized family entertainment just wasn't for me anymore. I mean, it hasn't been for years, but I guess Tangled was my epiphany.

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Trufx I would have loved it even more if there was some f/f in my Disney fairytale, or some nice variety in ethnicity, but its Disney and I don't see that happening anytime soon(totally side rant point in both of those there). Until that changes, though, I shall read Ash and its f/f Cinderella.
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Also, I'm trying to imagine pitching an f/f multi-ethnic fic to Disney execs. I think they would look like this: O_______o
Also, congrats, somehow this makes me want genderflip!Jaime.XD You are not family-friendly.